Dumb 'News' of the Day

Are you kidding me right  now People Magazine?  I realize you report on completely stupid things, but you ARE the #1 source for celebrity "news" so I'm still religiously following....and then again I'm passing along this 'news' that will make you dumber for having read it, but if People reports it, then it MUST be what THE PEOPLE want to know....so here goes....ladies, if you ever wanted to know how to keep your relationship with your man strong...just follow this couple's advice...mind you, a couple that no one gives a rat's ass about, but a 'celebrity' couple nonetheless.  Here goes:  Vanessa Manillo and Nick Lachey.  According to People, "We shower in the morning and we shower at some point during the day or before bed. We both have our own showerheads so we just talk while we're soaping up and doing our hair," Minnillo tells the magazine.  She adds: "It's not a sexual thing and it's not a romantic thing, it just becomes an intimate thing ... I've had some of my most intimate conversations with him in the shower."  "You have to talk through everything," she says. "We talk daily about things that upset us. It's about having a sounding board because if you hold in all your thoughts, dreams, anger and anxiety than you're only hurting yourself."   Apparently that's not all they're talking about....Nick Lachey is reportedly in the talks for a new reality show....what the hell for?  The only reason he was ever in one in the first place was because he was married to Jessica Simpson, who was indeed famous at the time....and it KILLED their marriage....so why in the hell would this Vanessa chick even consider that?! 
"Nick has done [reality TV] before and he was very successful at it and whatever he chooses to do with his future I will support him 100 percent," Minnillo says. "But me personally, I don't know. I think that there's something to be said for keeping intimate moments to yourself."   Come again?  If by "100% successful at it" you mean a failed marriage and nothing but boyband leftovers for a career, then yes, he was an amazing success.....I think the only smart thing she said was that she didn't want to be involved in that....but let's be honest for a second, neither of them have booming careers....I have a feeling we'll see their reality show together in 3, 2, 1.....
And let's rewind....THEY TALK ABOUT ALL OF THIS IN THE SHOWER.  How LONG are those showers?

Hot.

....Helen Mirren, not Russell Brand.  Seriously, let's be honest...Helen Mirren is a total fox...not only is she damn near a GOD for being 65 and having that body, but she's brutally honest, such a spitfire and wicked talented to boot.  I  bow down.  And I love that Russell Brand finds her dead sexy as well.  I like  Russell Brand...sure, he looks like he never showers and I imagine he has horrendous breath (I have no grounds for making such a statement of course, but I feel as though it could be true), but truth be told, he can rock a pair of leather pants and spit nails with that My Fair Lady-esque accent of is and there's just something about the entire package that I rather enjoy....He recently told People Magazine what he thought of his co-star in The Tempest...."Confidence. Potency. Female energy. Roaring estrogen.  "She's got that potency, doesn't she?" he said. That's why she can play queens and leaders."  Of course he also went on to state, "Women are, of course, powerful, feral creatures – the Earth being so female, the cosmos, even, perhaps being a female instinct, creating life," he said. "If women get in tune to that energy, it'll destroy us all."  
Yes Mr. Brand....be afraid. 

Gross....

Come ON...I really thought we were done with these two tools, who admitted their marriage was just for publicity's sake...was the 'separation" for publicity's sake as well?  I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.  Ugh...here's a homeless hobo-looking Spencer and Scary Barbie (aka Heidi) making out somewhere in the world.  Enough already.

I say......

Zoe Saldana (aka that blue chick from Avatar) made People Magazine's Top Dressed List....sure she's a pretty little thing...but I wasn't a fan of that Oscars getup that was amazing from the waist up, but the further down you went, the more it looked like something out of Barney the Dinosaur's dress-up bin.  I SAY....pretty girl....but for God's sakes get her a cheeseburger.  If I sneeze, she may blow away.   For the entire list from People, go to http://www.people.com/.

But...where's the scar?

Here's ole Kate Gosselin on the cover of People prolcaiming her love for her "new body" which she credits to daily runs around her neighborhood. If that doesn't send the neighbors running for the hills when they see that woman chugging down the road, I don't know what will.  Everyone in the world knows that Kate had a massive tummy tuck and skin removal operation after the birth of her small army of children....my question is this....WHERE is the scar?  Did photoshop go overload to airbrush it out?  Of course they did. 

Man...for once having the last name Smith pays off....

I bet all the Smiths in the world are wishing they were Will Smith's daughter Willow right about now...her daddy just made a phone call and POOF, just like that, this little chica no one had really even thought of before has a record deal with JayZ's company.  Mmmhmm.  We'll see how that goes.  I hope not as well as Baby Beiber b/c I'm not sure I can look at those shoes/pants all over the cover of every magazine there is.  Something about them seems clown-ish and that's not ok with me.

HA-HA-HA-HA

Just what my dreary morning needed to wake me up and give me a little chortle...a chortle which made me snort....does that make it a snortle?  I'll be here all night folks.  ANYHOOZLE.  Do you know who this front door belongs to?  One Ms. Dinah Lohan.  That's right...some amazing person out there (who I'm sure all of America would like to shake their hand) egged the hell out of the Lohan's front door...and apparently ripped their mailbox out of the ground.  She told all of this to TMZ, which is the most credible source in the universe and she's a famewhore, so why not?  If this is indeed true, I find it hilarious and brilliant.  Dinah Lohan is a tool with an even bigger tool for a daughter.