Come ON...I really thought we were done with these two tools, who admitted their marriage was just for publicity's sake...was the 'separation" for publicity's sake as well? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Ugh...here's a homeless hobo-looking Spencer and Scary Barbie (aka Heidi) making out somewhere in the world. Enough already.
Zoe Saldana (aka that blue chick from Avatar) made People Magazine's Top Dressed List....sure she's a pretty little thing...but I wasn't a fan of that Oscars getup that was amazing from the waist up, but the further down you went, the more it looked like something out of Barney the Dinosaur's dress-up bin. I SAY....pretty girl....but for God's sakes get her a cheeseburger. If I sneeze, she may blow away. For the entire list from People, go to http://www.people.com/.
Here's ole Kate Gosselin on the cover of People prolcaiming her love for her "new body" which she credits to daily runs around her neighborhood. If that doesn't send the neighbors running for the hills when they see that woman chugging down the road, I don't know what will. Everyone in the world knows that Kate had a massive tummy tuck and skin removal operation after the birth of her small army of children....my question is this....WHERE is the scar? Did photoshop go overload to airbrush it out? Of course they did.
I bet all the Smiths in the world are wishing they were Will Smith's daughter Willow right about now...her daddy just made a phone call and POOF, just like that, this little chica no one had really even thought of before has a record deal with JayZ's company. Mmmhmm. We'll see how that goes. I hope not as well as Baby Beiber b/c I'm not sure I can look at those shoes/pants all over the cover of every magazine there is. Something about them seems clown-ish and that's not ok with me.
Just what my dreary morning needed to wake me up and give me a little chortle...a chortle which made me snort....does that make it a snortle? I'll be here all night folks. ANYHOOZLE. Do you know who this front door belongs to? One Ms. Dinah Lohan. That's right...some amazing person out there (who I'm sure all of America would like to shake their hand) egged the hell out of the Lohan's front door...and apparently ripped their mailbox out of the ground. She told all of this to TMZ, which is the most credible source in the universe and she's a famewhore, so why not? If this is indeed true, I find it hilarious and brilliant. Dinah Lohan is a tool with an even bigger tool for a daughter.
Rich Cronin (on the left in the photo above), who was the lead singer and founder of the boy band LFO has passed away from a battle with luekemia. He was 35. LFO was best known for their song "Summer Girls" which featured the line that's still known from that song: "I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch...." Sad. He was young. Not a good way to start my day.
One of my mini celebrity crushes has a birthday today. I call this one mini, because lets face it...aside from the mother of all of them, Ralph Macchio and a touch below him, James Franco...they're all mini. Jonathan Taylor Thomas who played Randy on Home Improvement and then disappeared is now 29 years old today. He was the darling of Bop Magazine, Tiger Beat and Teen Magazine in the early 90s. I had this very photo on my wall. Happy Birthday JTT...come out of hiding already!
People Magazine is reporting that Jodie Sweetin (forever, Stephanie Judith Tanner) has had a new baby girl....Beatrix Carlyn Sweetin Coyle was born on Tuesday. This is her first child with her new boyfriend Morty Coyle. Now....I'm scratching my head as I read this....that is one hell of a name for a baby girl. It sounds like the name of a show you'd see in Branson. And her boyfriend's name is MORTY? Anyway, here's hoping Jodie has her life together now after a massive battle with meth and an ugly custody battle with the father of her first child. I'll choose to remember her as Stephanie Tanner forever. And let's be honest, I don't really foresee any other iconic roles in her future. Poor thing. She had it all going for her. HOW RUDE.
Jessica Simpson is shooting a new ad for her line at Macy's that features....wait for it...wait for it...CLOWNS. And circus performers. Sounds like every aspect of my biggest nightmares all rolled into one. The ads are set to start running on September 12. I know some of you out there will make sure I see this and will send the video to me so I'll start sleeping with my nightlight on now....just to be used to it. Before I see this mess and am too terrified to go to sleep at all. Jessica Simpson + Clowns = Torture for me.
Did you hear a chorus of angels singing when you awoke this morning? Did you see a glorious vision of Dylan? I know you did...because I did too...BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL BEVERLY HILLS 90210 DAY. Enjoy it! Go throw on your jean jacket and if you were cool like me, you had trading cards...yes I still have them...and a Dylan doll....and go back to 1992. Happy 90210 Day!