Friday, October 8, 2010

Ke$ha's new video is Ke$HIT.

What the F--K is this acid trip of a mess?  Honestly, I'm almost offended.  This is the biggest piece of auto-tune garbage I've seen in quite some time and this chick has 3 hits on the radio?  Please explain.  First off, that shit on her lips looks like she took one of those Robin Egg candies that are really malted milk balls, only painted blue for Easter....anyway....looks like she painted her lips blue with one of those and then seriously tripped on something and made this cheap, nasty video.  Do you know what it smells like in New York City when you're walking over the Subway grates on the sidewalk?  That hot steam comes up and it just smells like burnt hair and urine?  That's what I imagine all of them in this video collectively smell like.  I've had a problem with Ke$hit since day 1....first of all, she doesn't sing.  I don't know what you call what she does, but its not singing.  Second, she appears to be a dime store version of Lady Gaga.  And I feel like she has bad B.O.  I have no grounds for that comment, but its my personal opinion so it's this ridiculous piss-poor "music video" if you care to watch it.  Purely AWFUL. 

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Who is THAT?!

Well I'll be damned...its Lisa Rinna...POST lip-de-plumping surgery.  Holy shit.  That's almost like Jennifer Grey and her nose job.  I wouldn't have known it was her had People Magazine not posted this oh-so-important "news" story....I just wondered who Harry was having an affair with.  I cannot believe how different Lisa looks minus that ginormous top lip we've all come to know...and love...well not love.  It looked like 2 slugs were stuffed into her lips and still wiggling around.  However, I'm not sure this is an improvement.  She looks 100% different.  Not like Lisa Rinna.  You be the judge.  Here's before and after photos....

Daily Franco...... read that right....THIS piece of terrifiying is my beloved James Franco draggin' it up for the cover of trans magazine CANDY.  This photo is causing me ALL kinds of distress this morning....first for somewhat resembling a clown, next for the fact that he really does kind of look like a woman in this photo (a manly one) and he seems very comfortable like that and lastly....ITS JAMES FRANCO IN DRAG.  Now don't get me wrong, I love a good drag show myself....they're fun....I have friends who are superb drag queens as a matter of fact...lovely ladies.  But this....THIS.  I'm almost rendered speechless...I'm making bizarre noises that are a mixture of shock and disbelief and laughing....and maybe's the Daily that I've had my heart attack for the day, I can get back to work.  That ridiculous paint on his beautiful lips doesn't do them justice. 

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Its your LUCKY day ladies....

So I'm feeling all nostalgic over the New Kids on the Block now and I've been wasting time watching their youtube videos...which led me to an obvious choice to post....this was my all time FAVORITE video and song.  I spent MANY hours perfecting this dance in my basement standing in front of the tv.  And I proudly rock out every time it comes on the radio.....or my iPod....or XM....I digress.  I'll spare you the gory details of what happened to me not too long ago when this song came on while I was in the shower and I attempted to do the the shower...let's just say I damn near died that day.  Not pretty.  And with that mental picture...I'll leave you with this....

Maybe YOU can be Donnie Wahlberg's 'Cover Girl'....

So...if you recall, yesterday just as I was leaving work, it came to my attention that Donnie Wahlberg, the resident "badboy" of New Kids on the Block is officially back ON the market.  The report said that he and his wife of 9 years, Kim, officially have split.  They have 2 sons together.  NOW...Let me tell you something.  Circa 1987-1992, I loved me some Donnie.  I loved NKOTB for that matter.  I took it upon myself to educate my friends at school, even the boys, on this musical phenom.  I ran my own fan club.  I owned hundreds and hundreds of trading cards, I owned bedsheets, shoelaces, stickers, t-shirts, a jacket, lunchbox, posters out the ass, pins and those GIANT buttons that cost like $10 a piece because they were the size of your head, I had every single one of those.  That store Spencers in the mall carried all kinds of NKOTB junk and every single week, once I got my allowance, I went and bought new stuff.  I made it a mission to completely cover the entire front of my jean jacket with obnoxious buttons.  I saw them in concert during their Magic Summer tour at Busch Stadium in St. Louis in 1988....I saw them on their latest tour in 2008 at Scottrade Center.  Oh...I forgot, I had the NKOTB dolls as well.  I also proudly owned all of their music videos and 'movies' on VHS....and made any friend that came over watch them.  They also put out some books....I owned those as well.  I even went so far as to get dressed up one day so my mom could take my photo next to each individual poster that was hanging in my room....I figured that was the closest I'd ever get to meeting them.  Don't give me the side was COOL.  And Donnie was the coolest of them all.  Not the best singer...but who's really paying attention anyway?  So, Donnie's a free man now ladies...GO GET HIM.  And I know some of you who read this work for radio stations and met them on their last suck.  Just kidding.  Here's some photos and yes, here's Hangin' Tough (the original)....I couldn't find a good copy of 'Cover Girl'.....ENJOY. 

Monday, October 4, 2010

How to Dress like a B-I-T-C-H

Here's Megan Fox...straight off the Style Watch list of People Magazine...she made the list for those amazing silver velvet shoes, that if I could get my hands on, believe me, I would.  Those rock.  She, however, does not.  At least she was in the magazine for her foot attire and not for making dipshit comments regarding how her male fans feel towards her or how she makes her relationship with Brian Austin Green (forever David Silver from 90210) work.  She looks like plastic.

I know you missed it.....

And any post wouldn't be complete without a little James Franco to start my's a photo of him from his appearance on Letterman a week or so ago....and I love the photo Dave is holding up...the one that famously made its way around the internet of JF sleeping through a class at Columbia.  This past week marked the 11th anniversary of the first airing of my all time favorite tv show Freaks and Geeks, which launched the careers of James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Linda Cardellini, Busy Phillips, Martin Starr and John F. Daly.  If you don't know who any of these people are, I HIGHLY suggest you them because ALL of them are in some pretty amazing stuff right now.  Martin Starr may just be the most underrated member of that cast.  I suggest you rent Adventureland or go online and watch episodes of Starz's latest casualty, Party Down.  He's brilliant.  Ok...this started out as posting my daily eye candy and turned into me raving on Martin Starr, who I adore.  You got 2 for the price of 1.  Enjoy. 

Dumb 'News' of the Day

Are you kidding me right  now People Magazine?  I realize you report on completely stupid things, but you ARE the #1 source for celebrity "news" so I'm still religiously following....and then again I'm passing along this 'news' that will make you dumber for having read it, but if People reports it, then it MUST be what THE PEOPLE want to here goes....ladies, if you ever wanted to know how to keep your relationship with your man strong...just follow this couple's advice...mind you, a couple that no one gives a rat's ass about, but a 'celebrity' couple nonetheless.  Here goes:  Vanessa Manillo and Nick Lachey.  According to People, "We shower in the morning and we shower at some point during the day or before bed. We both have our own showerheads so we just talk while we're soaping up and doing our hair," Minnillo tells the magazine.  She adds: "It's not a sexual thing and it's not a romantic thing, it just becomes an intimate thing ... I've had some of my most intimate conversations with him in the shower."  "You have to talk through everything," she says. "We talk daily about things that upset us. It's about having a sounding board because if you hold in all your thoughts, dreams, anger and anxiety than you're only hurting yourself."   Apparently that's not all they're talking about....Nick Lachey is reportedly in the talks for a new reality show....what the hell for?  The only reason he was ever in one in the first place was because he was married to Jessica Simpson, who was indeed famous at the time....and it KILLED their why in the hell would this Vanessa chick even consider that?! 
"Nick has done [reality TV] before and he was very successful at it and whatever he chooses to do with his future I will support him 100 percent," Minnillo says. "But me personally, I don't know. I think that there's something to be said for keeping intimate moments to yourself."   Come again?  If by "100% successful at it" you mean a failed marriage and nothing but boyband leftovers for a career, then yes, he was an amazing success.....I think the only smart thing she said was that she didn't want to be involved in that....but let's be honest for a second, neither of them have booming careers....I have a feeling we'll see their reality show together in 3, 2, 1.....
And let's rewind....THEY TALK ABOUT ALL OF THIS IN THE SHOWER.  How LONG are those showers?


....Helen Mirren, not Russell Brand.  Seriously, let's be honest...Helen Mirren is a total fox...not only is she damn near a GOD for being 65 and having that body, but she's brutally honest, such a spitfire and wicked talented to boot.  I  bow down.  And I love that Russell Brand finds her dead sexy as well.  I like  Russell Brand...sure, he looks like he never showers and I imagine he has horrendous breath (I have no grounds for making such a statement of course, but I feel as though it could be true), but truth be told, he can rock a pair of leather pants and spit nails with that My Fair Lady-esque accent of is and there's just something about the entire package that I rather enjoy....He recently told People Magazine what he thought of his co-star in The Tempest...."Confidence. Potency. Female energy. Roaring estrogen.  "She's got that potency, doesn't she?" he said. That's why she can play queens and leaders."  Of course he also went on to state, "Women are, of course, powerful, feral creatures – the Earth being so female, the cosmos, even, perhaps being a female instinct, creating life," he said. "If women get in tune to that energy, it'll destroy us all."  
Yes Mr. afraid. 

Friday, September 17, 2010


Come ON...I really thought we were done with these two tools, who admitted their marriage was just for publicity's sake...was the 'separation" for publicity's sake as well?  I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.'s a homeless hobo-looking Spencer and Scary Barbie (aka Heidi) making out somewhere in the world.  Enough already.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I say......

Zoe Saldana (aka that blue chick from Avatar) made People Magazine's Top Dressed List....sure she's a pretty little thing...but I wasn't a fan of that Oscars getup that was amazing from the waist up, but the further down you went, the more it looked like something out of Barney the Dinosaur's dress-up bin.  I SAY....pretty girl....but for God's sakes get her a cheeseburger.  If I sneeze, she may blow away.   For the entire list from People, go to

But...where's the scar?

Here's ole Kate Gosselin on the cover of People prolcaiming her love for her "new body" which she credits to daily runs around her neighborhood. If that doesn't send the neighbors running for the hills when they see that woman chugging down the road, I don't know what will.  Everyone in the world knows that Kate had a massive tummy tuck and skin removal operation after the birth of her small army of question is this....WHERE is the scar?  Did photoshop go overload to airbrush it out?  Of course they did. 

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Man...for once having the last name Smith pays off....

I bet all the Smiths in the world are wishing they were Will Smith's daughter Willow right about now...her daddy just made a phone call and POOF, just like that, this little chica no one had really even thought of before has a record deal with JayZ's company.  Mmmhmm.  We'll see how that goes.  I hope not as well as Baby Beiber b/c I'm not sure I can look at those shoes/pants all over the cover of every magazine there is.  Something about them seems clown-ish and that's not ok with me.


Just what my dreary morning needed to wake me up and give me a little chortle...a chortle which made me snort....does that make it a snortle?  I'll be here all night folks.  ANYHOOZLE.  Do you know who this front door belongs to?  One Ms. Dinah Lohan.  That's right...some amazing person out there (who I'm sure all of America would like to shake their hand) egged the hell out of the Lohan's front door...and apparently ripped their mailbox out of the ground.  She told all of this to TMZ, which is the most credible source in the universe and she's a famewhore, so why not?  If this is indeed true, I find it hilarious and brilliant.  Dinah Lohan is a tool with an even bigger tool for a daughter. 

Well this is sad.....

Rich Cronin (on the left in the photo above), who was the lead singer and founder of the boy band LFO has passed away from a battle with luekemia.  He was 35.  LFO was best known for their song "Summer Girls" which featured the line that's still known from that song:  "I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch...."  Sad.  He was young.  Not a good way to start my day.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

James Franco's behind-the-scenes 'SNL' movie finds a home

James Franco's behind-the-scenes 'SNL' movie finds a home

Happy Birthday JTT!

One of my mini celebrity crushes has a birthday today.  I call this one mini, because lets face it...aside from the mother of all of them, Ralph Macchio and a touch below him, James Franco...they're all mini.  Jonathan Taylor Thomas who played Randy on Home Improvement and then disappeared is now 29 years old today.  He was the darling of Bop Magazine, Tiger Beat and Teen Magazine in the early 90s.  I had this very photo on my wall.  Happy Birthday JTT...come out of hiding already!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

No Words Needed

Just an awesome picture for your viewing pleasure.  I'm being sarcastic about the "viewing pleasure" part...but it IS funny.

Stephanie Tanner is a new mommy

People Magazine is reporting that Jodie Sweetin (forever, Stephanie Judith Tanner) has had a new baby girl....Beatrix Carlyn Sweetin Coyle was born on Tuesday.  This is her first child with her new boyfriend Morty Coyle.  Now....I'm scratching my head as I read this....that is one hell of a name for a baby girl.  It sounds like the name of a show you'd see in Branson.  And her boyfriend's name is MORTY?  Anyway, here's hoping Jodie has her life together now after a massive battle with meth and an ugly custody battle with the father of her first child.  I'll choose to remember her as Stephanie Tanner forever.  And let's be honest, I don't really foresee any other iconic roles in her future.  Poor thing.  She had it all going for her.  HOW RUDE. 


Jessica Simpson is shooting a new ad for her line at Macy's that features....wait for it...wait for it...CLOWNS.  And circus performers.  Sounds like every aspect of my biggest nightmares all rolled into one.  The ads are set to start running on September 12.  I know some of you out there will make sure I see this and will send the video to me so I'll start sleeping with my nightlight on now....just to be used to it.  Before I see this mess and am too terrified to go to sleep at all.  Jessica Simpson + Clowns = Torture for me.

Happy 90210 Day!

Did you hear a chorus of angels singing when you awoke this morning?  Did you see a glorious vision of Dylan?  I know you did...because I did too...BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL BEVERLY HILLS 90210 DAY.  Enjoy it!  Go throw on your jean jacket and if you were cool like me, you had trading cards...yes I still have them...and a Dylan doll....and go back to 1992.  Happy 90210 Day!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Finally...the end is here....

Outstanding Drama Series goes to:  Mad Men

Outstanding Comedy Series goes to:  Modern Family

My overall thoughts are that this show was not entertaining.  Jimmy Fallon, who I like on his show, just didn't have "it".  It wasn't great.  Not the WORST, but not good either.  I've also discovered that while I thought I watched way too much TV, I don't watch NEARLY enough.  I'll get right on that. 


January Jones, what the HELL are you wearing?  You look like a half-drunk thrift store MESS.  Girlfriend, clean it up.  This is wrong...but oh so funny....get ready will be on every "Worst Dressed" list in the morning. 


I'm starting to get bored...but I paid attention enough to see Jewel and her tribute to the people we lost this year in the entertainment world.  Now I'm sad.  Sad and tired.  But I'll be damned if Jewel doesn't have one of the strangest voices ever.  I'm not sure if I like it or find it completely bizarre....or both.

Oustanding Variety/Comedy/Musical Specialty Show goes to....

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart....damn....I was hoping Conan O'Brien would take this one and tell everyone to basically F**K OFF for the crap they pulled with him....oh well.  Moving on.

Tony Awards win!

For Oustanding Writing for a Variety/Comedy/Music Special, the 63rd Annual Tony Awards won.  I 100% agree with this. The recent year or two's Tony Awards are the best I've seen in a long time....and Neil Patrick Harris could read the phone book and I'd find it no shock that the writing won for something he hosted.  Well done.

Tribute to shows gone away....

I think I like Jimmy Fallon as Elton John better.  And I like his sweet pink piano.  Jimmy was beginning to annoy me....him as Elton is better.  Kind of.  Maybe....I don't know.  Neil Patrick Harris needs this job back next year.  Who's with me?  Oh God...Jimmy's playing Boyz to Men now....holy hell.  This boy really can't sing...that part is kind of funny.  In a sad way.  This is awkward.  OH NO HE DIDN'T.  HE IS NOT PLAYING BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG FROM GREEN DAY.  Actually his impression isn't too bad....but do NOT mess with my Green Day.  Ok I'm laughing a touch at this.  This whole thing was a bit awkward.  And sadly, I didn't even pay attention to what shows other than Lost he was "singing" about.....


I need to do my homework...I'm not into the drama series.  At all.  Except Mad Men.  I have watched that and have gotten into it a bit...I'm just not excited about drama shows though.  So this post will be consolidated....Lame I know...move on.  I can't be witty all the time people!

Oustanding Writing:  Matthew Weiner & Erin Levy for Mad Men
Oustanding Supporting Actor:  Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Oustanding Supporting Actress:  Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Oustanding Lead Actor:  Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Oustanding Lead Actress: Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
Oustanding Directing:  Steve Shill, Dexter

Reality Competition....

Top Chef takes the award for Best Reality Competition show....I have honestly never watched an I have nothing to offer this one...however, 2 things...1) Keri Russell was a presenter for this...did anyone else think she looked like something out of Dirty Dancing with that weird length hot pink dress?  And those gold shoes?  I wondered for a second if she was going to do the Mamba.  2) I got a nice hard laugh at some lady with Top Chef that took a spill on her way up to the stage just BEFORE she got out of the camera frame....hilarious. I don't care who you are...Falling is always funny.

Oh Good...My favorite category...Reality TV...not.

We are awarding illegitmate celebrities in this category...I guess that explains Kim Kardashian being we go...

Way to punch a puppy....

Lea Michele of Glee lost out on the Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy to Edie Falco....WTF.  What a crock. I've seen one episode of Nurse Jackie and thought it sucked.  In her acceptance speech, Edie just said "I'm not funny"....I agree with you.  Way to punch a puppy....Lea Michele should've won this....BOO.

Sheldon Wins!

Jim Parsons takes home the Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in Comedy for the Big Bang Theory!  Happy happy.  Love him.  A big BAZINGA to that one!  He was up against stiff competition as well:  Alec Baldwin of 30 Rock, Steve Carell of The Office, Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Matt Morrison of GLEE and Tony Shaloub of Monk.

Best Director for Comedy Series....

Goes to Ryan Murphy of Glee....Dig the shiny blue suit and bow tie.  Classy!

Jane Lynch takes Outstanding Supporting Actress for Comedy Series!

Nothing more to say.  This woman is outstanding.  She looks beautiful.  Love her.  She was up against Julie Bowen of Modern Family, Jane Krakowski of 30 Rock, Holland Taylor of Two and a Half Men, Kristen Wiig (no clue what she's in), Sofia Vergara Modern Family. There you have it.

Modern Family takes Best Writers of Comedy Series

MY SHELDON (Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory) presented Best Writer of Comedy Series and it went to the writers of Modern Family Steve Levitan and Christopher Lloyd.  Well done.  However, Sofia Vergara should've let Jim talk a bit...I couldn't understand a word out of her mouth!

Best Supporting Actor in Comedy Series

This was a TOUGH category...I would've honestly been happy with any of these nominees which included Neil Patrick Harris (forever Doogie Howser MD), John Cryer (forever Duckie from Pretty in Pink), Chris Colfer who plays Kurt on Glee, Eric Overstreet of Modern Family and Ty Burrell of Modern Family....the Emmy went to Eric Overstreet of Modern Family.  It was his first nomination and his speech was great.  He's hilarious on the show so I'm happy with this.  HOWEVER, he did make mention that growing up all he ever wanted to be was a clown in the circus....I'll forgive him for that nonsense.  THEN right before goinig to commercial they show a clip from the show as him dressed as a giant CLOWN.  I choked on my water and almost peed my pants a little.  I've recovered.  Nightlight will be left on. 

Opening Number....

Currently laughing out loud at the ridiculous opening number Glee spoof....I don't know what I laughed harder at....the jab Kate Gosselin made at herself, Betty White saying "Back That Mother Up"...or Tina Fey in general.  Ha...Randy Jackson's appearance, how random.  Love it!

Come on Jimmy.....

Generally I love Jimmy will he do hosting the Emmys??  We shall see in 3, 2, 1....

Emmy Red Carpet Thoughts....

First...WTF is Kim Kardashian doing at the Emmy Awards?  Is that airhead up for an Emmy for reality show?  Otherwise, I see no reason for her to bet here.  Anyway...moving on....Glee's Lea Michele looks AMAZING.  I have a very strong inkling that chica will win tonight....and if she does, it will be very well deserved.  Same with Jane Lynch from Glee...she looks amazing as well.  More thoughts coming. 

Friday, August 27, 2010

Daily Franco....127 Hours

Ok so I posted this link on The Pop Shop's facebook page the other day because I didn't have time to upload it to the site as a Daily Franco.  Here's the trailer for his new film by Danny Boyle called 127 Hours, which is the story of climber Aron Ralston, the climber who became trapped and had to amputate his own arm in order to save his life.  I love Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire, Trainspotting, etc) so I have high hopes for this one....not only because of James Franco....but this will be a big piece for him to bite off and have to carry a film basically all on his own....can he do it?  We shall see..127 Hours is slated to release November 5 2010..and I just had to include a photo of him being beautiful....

Things that are DUMB.

The Alaskan dipshit known as Levi Johnston has a case of verbal diarrhea again....although his on/off woman Bristol Palin isn't much better.  I nearly choked when I found out she was going to be on 'Dacing with the Stars'.  Why? WHY?!  Did I miss the memo when she became a 'star'?  Or even a has-been?  This girl is only known for being a pregnant teenager with a politician mother.  What the hell?  And she was with a guy dumber than a box of rocks.  Anyway, I could go on all day about this because you know I hate nothing more than illegitimate 'celebrities'....BUT, douchebag Levi spewed to People Magazine these gems: 
On fame:  "I don't think I'm any more obsessed with making a career out of this than she is," the recent Playgirl model said in an interview that ran Friday on CBS's Early Show. "Obviously she's doing Dancing with the Stars. I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with any of it. I'm just taking it as it comes."  As if that wasn't bad enough....on running for Mayor in some town no one has ever heard of in Alaska:  "I don't think being mayor is about qualifications. I think it's about people liking you and believing in you," he said. But he noted: "If we do win, I'm going to have to give up Hollywood for three years."   I guess if he wins Mayor, he'll have to give up that Playgirl Magazine dream.  And you know what?  To the residents of that podunk Alaskan town, IF you vote him for all should just crawl into hibernation and not come out because you're dumber than I thought.  Now, on with my day....

PeeWee's the Big 5-8

Yikes...I thought this guy had some sort of Peter Pan thing going on...but he's 58 today.  Whew!  What a creepy photo.

Monday, August 23, 2010


If you can guess who this hot piece of late 70s, early 80s GLORY is, then you get a Wal-Mart frosted cookie....actually I am fresh out, so I'll just tell you....this beauty is vintage RICK SPRINGFIELD.  Yeah, you kind of thought that?  You thought, "Gosh, this one looks familiar, but I can't quite place it..."  BAM!  Rick Springfield.  He's 61 years young today and still rocking I might add.  Plus, he played Noah Drake on General Hospital so I forever love him.  Happy Birthday!

NPH & Betty White Early Emmy Winners

Yes!  At last night's Creative Arts Emmy Awards, which are the pre-cursor to the Prime Time Emmy Awards and the place where writers, creative directors, guest stars, etc win their awards, Neil Patrick Harris and Betty White, 2 of my faves took home some hardware.  NPH took home one for his guest starring brilliant appearance on Glee and for his stellar hosting of the 2010 Tony Awards.  Betty White took home one for her hosting of Saturday Night Live, which almost didn't happen, had Facebook not been a platform to get her on there.  Her Snickers commercial was also up for one.  Tune in for the Prime Time Emmy Awards this Sunday night!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

MASSIVE DAILY FRANCO...Proof God Loves me.

Holy HELL.  I've officially outdone myself. Its like the Gods opened up the heavens and smiled on me today. I have no idea how this came across my path, but I'll take it. James Franco will be on the September cover of Equire Magazine. His youngest brother Dave, also an actor, followed him around during his shoot and did an interview/video session with him. These are great videos and a totally different side to the normally brooding, serious actor that is usually portrayed. These two are funny together. Enjoy!

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

In Dumb Photo News....

This picture is horrifying to me.  Here's Uma Thurman at an event in NYC last night for backpacks for kids with a HUGE Dora the Explorer.  I'm telling you, if I saw that thing in a dark alley, I might run away screaming.  Most of you know I have a serious issue with clowns, but sometimes mascots (for lack of a better term) are just as scary.  She kind of looks like a cross between the 'My Buddy' doll and Chuckie.  I do not like.

Spiderman....The Musical?!

First of all, don't EVEN act surprised that I used a picture of James Franco for discussion of Spiderman.  You should just KNOW that by now.  Moving along....reports from USAToday are saying that Spiderman, the Musical will begin showing previews on November 14 and will officially open on December 21.  This show has been 6 years in the making and is being called the most expensive show ever made.  It has hit alot of financial bumps in the road along the way as well.  Now....there are LOTS of movies that I wouldn't mind seeing be made into a musical.  Spiderman is not one of them.  I smell disaster.  The only thing I think this show has going for it is the fact that famed director Julie Taymor is behind it.  She directed The Lion King, so she's no stranger to elaborate, expensive productions.  I'm nine kinds of cynical about this one...I don't see it lasting too long, but then again, I didn't see Shrek being a musical either and clearly I was wrong about that one.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

If you're a Full House Fan...Click on this link! Great Candace Cameron interview!

Frisky Q&A: Candace Cameron Talks Motherhood, Gymnastics & DJ Tanner The Frisky

Daily Franco...My Favorite Interview Yet...

I love this interview with James Franco.  Its quick and simple and its for an article titled "Man to Man" need to turn up the volume since it looks like it takes place in a library and he's speaking very softly...and then at about the 3:20 mark, you hear a girl in the background take a spill.  Maybe she noticed him and flipped out, who knows.  This is a good one though.  Although, I 'd like to get him some chap stick.

I can't believe I didn't post this yesterday....

Its old news now, but this Bieber baby gets a bottle....straight to the dome.  Hilarious.  Watch:

Monday, August 9, 2010

Wrong letter dipshit...

Famous for absolutely nothing Brody Jenner shaved an A into his head...for his girlfriend Avril should've been a D...for DOUCHEBAG.  How stupid.

Oh I'm sure this will last....

Our little troll buddy Snooki has had a revelation and told People Magazine that she's "cutting back" on the drinking.  Snooks was arrested a week or so ago DURING THE DAY being drunk out of her mind and had to spend some quality time in the drunk tank.  This little troll had this to say to People Magazine, "My dad was very, very pissed," she revealed. "He's like, 'I didn't raise you like this.' I just felt really bad, so I'm definitely going to stop drinking during the daytime. And now when I go out, I only have a couple drinks."  When one has to tell themselves "I'm definitely going to stop drinking during the daytime" has a problem.  I'm all for the occasional afternoon can be a good time...HOWEVER, this girl does it like its her job....and I guess it IS her job since MTV hands her a paycheck everytime it happens.  She's a mess and I have no tolerance for her.  I still find it hilarious that she's in "fashion design" now....I don't know about you , but personally I'VE always wanted to look like a dime store hooker with an uncanny resemblance to a troll doll...covered in fake tanner.  (Because Obama put a tax on tanning beds, remember?)  Ok, enough cynicism....I need to find some FUN news this morning.....


Rod Stewart's old ass is having another baby.  People Magazine reports that he and his wife Penny Lancaster are indeed expecting  their 2nd child together.  They have a 4 year old already....PLUS, loads of other kids from other relationships....these other kids are all grown....Rod is 65.  I guess when this kid goes off to college, his dad will be 85.  I don't know how cool or uncool that is, but it IS weird.  Its too early for me to comprehend a 65 year old man becoming a dad again for the 100th time (sarcasm) so I'll just leave it at that.  Yuck.

Programming Note....

You'll have to excuse me this morning....I'm draggin' ass after being at one Mr. Adam Lambert's Glamnation Tour show in St. Louis last night.  Talk about amazing.  That was a brilliantly put together show and he rocked a sold out house.  SO...let me get my coffee...shake the glitter off and I'll be back momentarily to update you on all of the oh-so important happenings in the pop world.  Stay tuned....

Friday, August 6, 2010


Here's Brit Brit trolling in LA wearing what appears to be the curtains from my parents' house circa 1983.  I always wondered what happened to those.....Trash to Treasure. (sarcasm)

Someone went a little over on the photoshopping here...

Here's a pic of Jessica Simpson from the upcoming issue of Lucky Magazine.  Now...her head does not match her body in this pic.  She is not that skinny at the moment.  Don't get me wrong...I love Jessica...I love that she's not the starving barbie doll she became during Dukes of Hazzard.  She seems to be embracing it and is comfortable...why can't the magazines let her be?  I find this annoying.  They photoshopped this photo to hell. 

80s Commercials!

In honor of Miss Punky's birthday, I've decided to include a compliation of some great 80s commercials. I just happened upon this one and I found it amazing the stuff I remembered and actually had...I was such a sucker for advertising and still am...With all the food/candy commercials, its amazing I wasn't a fatter little kid. Here's the list for this the whole thing if you can...its pretty awesome:

1. Crispy Critters cereal
2. Sugar Smacks cereal
3. Twizzlers
4. Dream Glow Barbie
5. Sunkist Dinosaur Fruit Snacks
6. Hershey's chocolate syrup
7. The Clapper
8. C-3PO's cereal
9. Underoos Fashion Underwear
10. MOTU Castle Grayskull
11. Freshen-Up Gum
12. Big League Chew
13. MOTU Dragon Blaster Skeletor
14. Starburst fruit chews
15. Water Wiggle
16. G.I. Joe Shadow Ninjas are my thoughts on some of these....first...a low sugar cereal? No thank you...the very first the fact the cereal was shaped like hippos...sweet...but I was NOT a no sugar kind of kid. Pass. Second, did people really eat Sugar Smacks while they were bowling? I think not. But I still love that cereal. RALPHIE from a Christmas Story hawking chocolate syrup. Loves it. UNDEROOS....I bet these girls are showgirls now. What an awful (hilarious) commercial. Underoos did not compare to my Jem underwear thank you very much. WHAT THE HELL is going on with that overly sexual gum commercial... "The gum that SQUIRTS"....I almost choked on my coffee watching that. Big League Chew was a staple of my outstanding Tee Ball and Softball days. You could often spot me either on the bench...or in the outfield, far away from any action with a big wad of that crap in my mouth....and spitting proudly. On to the Water Wiggle...that thing was super fun until it went out of control and smacked the hell out of you. Enjoy!

Daily Franco

Can I just say that I love that people now actually SEND me James Franco photos...may God Bless you all....this one is a delicious one....except for that damn watermark!  But I'll take it.  THANK YOU.

Punky Power!

Happy Birthday Punky Brewster!  Soleil Moon Frye is turning 34 today...I will never EVER forget the day I got a pair of Punky Brewster high-top shoes that were purple velvet/white and had trim that glowed in the dark.  And a photo of punky on the sides.  They were gaudy and gross looking, but absolutely spectacular.  I paired them with my jean jacket and black stirrup pants and an oversized sweatshirt...For 7 years old, I was a fashion icon.  Thanks, Punky.  Happy Birthday.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Video Vixen Tawny Kitaen turns 49

Yikes...I actually thought she was older than that...but oh well...Happy Birthday Tawny Kitaen!  I remember watching MTV music videos since I can remember anything...I mean, I had to have been about 5 or 6 when I first got wind of these crazy things called 'music videos' on MTV...this is when Guns N Roses and Motley Crue were all over the place...not to mention the rest of the hair bands of the mid to late 80s.  I remember being told I wasn't allowed to watch MTV, but I did anyway.  I was very much a pop culture child and spent alot of time 'educating' myself.  I remember seeing the 'Here I Go Again' video featuring Tawny dancing and doing the splits all over the hood of a car and then I also remember seeing Warrant's 'Cherry Pie' really wanted to be that chick (Bobbie Brown) in the Cherry Pie video...having no idea what the song actually meant...I just thought it looked like fun to be "the girl" in a music video.  I still think it looks like fun (don't judge!). In fact, its one of the things on my bucket list...will it ever happen?  Doubtful.  But a girl can dream.  Now...if we could just make that a Bon Jovi video that would be super.  Powers that be....GET TO WORK! 

Spiccoli & Jenny are no more....

Reports surfaced this morning stating that Sean Penn & Robin Wright-Penn's marriage is officially over.  I thought this was sad when I heard about it months ago, and I still think its sad.  I respect the hell out of Sean Penn's acting career and the work that he does, but I have a feeling he's a real a-hole in day to day life.  He strikes me as a short fuse and a hot temper.  They kept it pretty quiet as to what went on inside this marriage that caused it to crumble stating the usual irreconcilable differences...some reports have idicated there was cheating going on....  In any case, they were married for 14 years; have a 16 year son and a 19 year old daughter together.  For some reason, I just find this split a little sad. 

Sue Sylvester xs 2

Jane Lynch got waxed.  She was surrounded by friends, family, fans and a real-life high school Glee club when her wax figure was unveiled yesterday morning at Madame Tussauds on Hollywood Blvd. in Los Angeles.  Here's what she had to say about it... Lynch walked out beside her statue, modeled after her character Sue Sylvester, and told the crowd, “Holy crap—unbelievable. This is too much. This is too weird. I feel like I’m seeing myself in a coffin or something. Thank you so much!” Lynch tells PEOPLE the whole experience is “strange and eerie,” adding, “it looks just like me.” But the cloning process was not so simple. “It took four hours,” Lynch said. “They took the measurements of my face and my body, and they put dots all over. There was a contraption that measured from here to here, to here, to here, to here for four hours.”

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

What the hell?

Two things:
1) Is JLo wearing tin-foil?
2) WHAT is she doing?


Something of some sort of "news" substance today....what a slow day.  ANYWAY, reports are out now that none other than the brilliant Carol Burnett will appear on Glee as Sue Sylvester's mother....this is fantastic.  Its not known if she will be a recurring character, but she will appear in October or November reports say.  I say...YES.  This is a great casting call. 

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Dollar Store...or Dime Store??

Is Ke$ha the Dollar Tree version of Lady Gaga...or the Dime Store version?  I can't be the judge of this mess.


Here's a little piece of nostalgia that came my way in another blog I read... I do love Paul Rudd...and this little gem is a video of him from 1992 before he had a career....during his career as a Bat Mitzvah DJ.  This video is beyond hilarious.  His awful hair, his outfit, his boots....the amazing dress on the girl of honor....this is all kinds of good. 

Paul Rudd: Bat Mitzvah DJ from Jewish Forward on Vimeo.


Just Yuck.  Lohan shot this cover right before her jail sentence began...I realize I'm not a dude, so I really can't say what guys would or would not like on the cover of Maxim, but Lohan is NOT what I would think they'd want to see, but I've been very wrong before.  I think she looks kind of gross to be honest with you.  In my ever so humble opinion.