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Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Orange is the new black....
Ick...Lindsay's oompa-loompa esque skin tone matches her new designer clothing beautifully. Lohan is sporting women's wear courtesy of the Lynwood Women's Correction Facility in LA....for the next 14 days or so. Reports say that due to overcrowding issues and anticipated good behavior, she will only serve about 14 of her 90 day sentence. I call BS on this one. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Kiefer Sutherland locked up for about 90 days or longer for a DWI issue or two? What's different about this broad? NOTHING. People reported what Lindsay can expect to do with and without during her time in jail and I think this is hilarious. According to People Magazine, Lindsay Lohan is now a "fish." That's what new inmates at the women's jail are called, and to underscore their lowly status, each is given what's called a "fish kit," which is a sandwich bag containing a small tube of toothpaste, a white toothbrush, three packets of cream deodorant, three packets of shampoo and a small bar of soap. The article goes on to say, The biggest shock for the actress will likely be the approximate 22 hours of daily confinement in her cell, where she'll be eating her meals. Smoking is also strictly forbidden, though an onsite medical staff is available if her nicotine withdrawal reaches dangerous proportions. Jail doctors also will provide Lohan with any medication she needs based on an evaluation. She also will have to give up her Twitter habit since inmates have no access to Internet or cell phones, a jail chaplain confirms, though she can still relay messages during visiting hours for friends and family to post. In fact, anything Lohan had on her person when she arrived at the facility was confiscated, including her watch, any jewelry, her medication, undergarments – hair extensions, if she's wearing them – all which will be returned to her upon release.
Sounds downright HORRENDOUS to me. Not really. I say Lindsay should just sleep. Deal with it girlfriend. And you know what? I bet we'll all be blinded when she comes out seeing as how her skin should be back to its normal color by then...pale white instead of that crusty orange crap. She's a mess. And is she SMILING in that mug shot? Trying to? WTF?